23 Cringey Times People Overshared When No One Asked

The internet is full of overzealous posters who have absolutely no filter when it comes to sharing crude details about their personal lives with the world wide web. And when it comes to sex, many embellish the truth or obviously lie about their sex lives to seem badass to total strangers who couldn’t care less. Many examples of these instances of unwarranted oversharing are well documented over at r/ihavesex. We’ve gathered some prime, wince-worthy screenshots from the subreddit if you’re in the mood to cringe.

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Green - 8 Ball 8 Ball νου WOΝ! gg teehee Delivered Srry I wasn't paying attention Just got some top

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Text - My husband went to get Pralines and Cream and came home with this one instead... At first I was disappointed, but WOW! We did anal

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Lip - This weekend: 60 beers, 10 shots of tequila, 3 used condoms, 2 parking tickets, 6 McDonald's trips, 1 1/2 arrests, and 14 late night texts that I will regret

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Text - Was in the middle of an intercourse in the shower when the power went out thought their parents shut of the lights u bastards had me spooked!! Hydro company apologies for spooking you, we don't need to know about your sex life, and you might be the only person in the world who calls it "an intercourse" but you do you o. 6h t7 1

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Text - Nac. .. /2 itm ms) Cn .. A Leave at my door: Knock and leave at the door please. There's a 50/50 chance I'm balls deep in my wife, so thank you in advance! Looking for the customer? Call or text to let them know you've arrived. Call Text How was this aelivery?

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Lip - just had sex WHY DUD YOU SCREENSHOT NOT WITH THE CAT Send a chat Send a chat Send a chat

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Text - Imagine if women had to orgasm in order to get pregnant by men. There'd be like 8 people in the world. 6 Comments ikeי לI Comment E I'd have like 20 kids. Lol. She wouldn't have stopped being pregnant

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Text - kate spade NEW YORK **★★★ anonymous ·a month ago high quality Wife loved the purse. You can tell its very high quality meant to last for years. Wife fked and sucked the shyt outta me after I gave it to her. V yes, I recommend this product.

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Blue - haileybieber e My jaw??? On the floor. 14m 2205 likes Reply View 53 previous replies justinbieber O @haileybieber ur jaw is other places too lets be honest

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Yellow - Ok but why does quinoa looks like a bowl of tiny condoms @the.veganvibe 421 29 comentarios Me gusta Comentar I bareback with my partner so I don't even know what condoms are supposed to look like

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Text - hey guys sorry if i don't tweet for the rest of the night, i'm going to be having sex. O 58 2781 ♡ 1.682 ↑,

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Text - Hoooly shit! I have almost never used a condom in my entire life, but I just realized that TWO Trojan Magnums broke on me in a 1 week period. Durex XXL ended up being the solution, but FUCK those things. Never wanna use a condom again. I didn't not sleep around my whole life to end up having to wrap it up with my SO. Condoms are for whores and fuck boys IMO. 1 -15 +

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Text - Verified Purchase LOOKS SO REAL! Reviewed in Canada on May 20, 2018 MY NEW GF THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL ..UNTILL RAN HER HANDS THOUGH MY HAIR DURING SEX AND IT CAME OFF!!!!

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Text - 42m All porn is bad. It encourages virgins to masturbate instead of having sex with a real woman. I personally have sex with my gf at least twice a day and I don't watch porn so maybe you should reflect on your life choices.9

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Skin - ... 1 hr · getting some fire early morning dick can change ur whole u sure know how to remind me who day daddy is O Like Comment Send 2 1h Like Reply

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Text - d 2 дня назад pron is for losers. If you need porn for sexual intimacy you are in trouble. There are plenty of women who willingly open the candy store on a regular basis for any dude. If a dude is not smashing 3 to 4 times a week there is something wrong with him. 凸2

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Font - SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL 12h When your mind is like "fuck it". Reply 1 267 1h 1 Award I mean I do 150mph on the freeway in my i8 whilst receiving oral pleasure so I'm not too impressed :) -200 11h I'm pretty impressed you can suck your own dick going 150mph 213

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Text - 41m Not for me.. all the chicks I've fucked said I was good at it.. and at cunnilingus.. not to be immodest but there's close to 100 of them ↑ Vote

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Text - FUKCED MY 2ND MILF WHILE IN FLORIDA LETS FUCKING GOO0000000000 04:14 · 27/12/2020 · Twitter for iPhone 23 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 457 Likes -11h She kept empathizing to bring condoms only to end up letting me hit raw cause I ate her out & made her squirt like a geyser 5 O 54 Tweet your reply

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Text - >>58305495 (OP) # I've been taking 30mg Zinc for about a month now and if I even hear a woman my cock starts thrashing around like a greyhound in a cage 291 KB JPG before a race. I shit you not I've got so much gumption in my truncheon i could slam it clean through a stud wall and impregnate every occupant of the next room, even the men folk. Thanks to Zinc l've done so much fucking my wife's nethers looks like a punched lasagne. I had to do the ultimate gentleman move and shag her up the

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Bottle - Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemin ant ma hterlite O SYRACUSE.COM 2 MIN READ Great-grandson of Syracuse's Aunt Jemima angry at her removal: 'This is an injustice' • Ton Enn Me and my last girlfriend did some really kinky shit with pancake syrup. Just sayin 4h Like Reply

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Nose - RAGE MEG WHO PARTY ALLI SHOW TH SLUTS LET'S GET FUCKING WEIRD FUCK&E YOUR PARTYITS

23. Diego is allowed to overshare

Skin - Wikipedia O W @wikipedia Diego the tortoise "had so much sex he saved his species". That's it. That's the tweet. w.wiki/HEK

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