22 Amusing Tumblr Tidbits & Funny Posts

Tumblr is a special place because quite like Reddit, reactions and replies to posts are all out there in the open for anyone else on the platform to see. The comments are just as interesting as the posts they’re responding to, if not more so. If you scroll around Tumblr for long enough, you’re likely to find some quirky exchanges, clever observations, and random facts—which can sometimes be a bit of a problem if you don’t want to find yourself in an hours-long Tumblr hole. But you don’t have to worry about that now, because we’ve grabbed some amusing bits and pieces for all the hasty scrollers out there.  

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Text - lacie @layc04 You know in JAWS when everyone is pissed the beaches are closed bc the shark keeps killing people and they KNOW it's killing people and they go to the beach anyway? That's what this pandemic is like uncleromeo Follow i used to think that plot was so ridiculous. I'm embarrassed at how wrong i was.

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Text - i-hate-chick-fil-a Folgen Javeigh Young-White Follow @javeigh Why do paintings of people centuries ago never show pimples? Ur telling me these people who drank shit water and took baths 2x a decade had clear skin? 4:50 PM - 12 Sep 2018 45,829 Retweets 271,272 Likes survivablyso Folgen they had this amazing filter, called I'm the one paying you' Quelle: i-hate-chick-fil-a

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Text - Canadian Pride @Fox_Fusion "Why do millennials hate the rich?" "Why do millennials pirate everything?" "Why do millennials drift towards socialism?" "Why are millennial furries?" One answer: Disney's Robin Hood 10:50 PM · 10 Jul 18 maneth985 well this didn't go the direction I expected

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Text - ificouldbeheard: vanehwasreal: vanehwasreal: i've always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny"-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn't even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you're just there all of a sudden I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.

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Text - onward-to-victuuri are you an "arrr" pirate or a "yo ho ho" pirate xromanticalityx I'm an "I'm not paying $600 for Photoshop" pirate

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Lip - phemiec Follow YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way! The boys:

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Comfort - fallopian i About this website O INSIDER · 2 MIN READ You can now buy a bean-bag onesie so you can stay seated wherever you go now you, too, can be dummy thicc disshoeciate they just let anyone be a Pixar mom these days, huh 125 391 notes A

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Text - every human being deserves shelter and a meal optimistic-pessimisms No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears. teaboot Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she'll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she's in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

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Text - argumate Follow 1 Lets Meet Tonight Hey! I am from ##USER_CITY##, wanna meet? hell yeah! I never meet any hot chicks in ##USER_CITY##, it's a total backwater! adhoption Follow take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE## Source: argumate

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Animation - weaver-z Nothing is funnier than when Boomers make political cartoons that end up being accidentally hysterical. Case in point FUCK YEAH! CONPRENENSIVE SEX EDUCATION ANAL SEX NASTURBATION ORAL SEX ABORTION GENDER IDENTITIES

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Text - clara zornado @zornadoclara Don't date people who make you feel like you have to hide your stuffed animals 9:24 AM - 2/7/19 . Twitter for iPhone loving-not-heyting This is, without exaggeration, probably the best dating advice I have ever seen.

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Product - roswell-newton-vargas If you guys are ever worried people don't buy me enough Bath & Body Works lotion, I just want you to know you can rest easy because it's the only present I ever get and I don't know what to do anymore. roswell-newton-vargas WHITENATED I can't keep living like this. I don't have enough skin. roswell-newton-vargas The cops beat down the door trying to arrest me for operating an illegal Bath & Body Works reseller but I'm just so fucking silky smooth that they can't c

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Text - @ eggcup-deactivated20180129 hmm? what's that? oh, you don't like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot gay-bananamancer Don't vague post about bananas you scum 209,131 notes

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Text - REI tilthat TIL that in 1847, a doctor performed an amputation in 25 seconds, operating so quickly that he accidentally amputated his assistant's fingers as well. Both later died of sepsis, and a spectator reportedly died of shock, resulting in the only known procedure with a 300% mortality rate. via reddit.com michaelwalsh nice job idiot tomoeenjou Surgery no mercy speedrun

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Lighting - catchymemes When people did not have clocks, they used "candle clocks". Candles that would burn for a set amount of hours. If you needed an alarm, you would push a nail at the desired time length in the candle and once it melted to the point, the nail would fall and hit the metal holder, alerting you, phantomtwitch I like that the candle pictured has four nails in it. Ye olde snooze button.

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Cartoon - fakeboitherottengirl Follow DISCLOSE.TV Americans Want Drug Tests For Cops - Cops Say It's Unconstitutional @voluntawny "If you have nothing to hide then you'have nothing to fear" starwarsgraphictee Follow Of all the people we should be drug testing it should be the people who have literal stashes of drugs at their work place 96,716 notes

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Text - hilarioushumorfromouterspace everyword @everyword everyword @everyword door reception 5:30 AM Sep 16, 2009 · Twitter W 1:00 AM · Aug 19, 2012 · every wo everyword @everyword everyword @everyword doctor miscarriage 2:00 PM · Sep 9, 2009 · Twitter W 1:30 AM Jul 25, 2011 · every wc thesilencedmasses FUCK YOU 39,653 notes A

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Text - Victor Linao @Linaowinmo "Diamonds are formed under pressure" And bread dough rises when you let it rest We're all our own things. What's motivating to you may be crippling to others. 1:43 am 22 Jun 20 Twitter for Android kingscrown666 Follow There's an old saying (I think it's Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg

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Nose - weaver-z Ted Cruz @tedcruz · Dec 11 00 uh oh 8 Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee · Dec 11 Genius! These codebreakers just cracked the Zodiac Killer's infamous 340 cipher, 51 YEARS after it was first published. notthebee.com/article/so-coo.. 980 27 5K 28.8K Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Joke 2/05/18 11:18am - Filed to: WOW weaver-z For those wondering this is 100% real and l'm furious about how funny it is

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Text - thereddestglass So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn't sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away. It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had walked into the library covered in dirt from head to toe and handed back a book

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Text - nigiris: i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go "gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum" and she just turns to me and says "what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends"

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Text - yesterdaysprint Soup with tomatoes and soup with noodles- Those are a pair of my favorite foodles. New-York Tribune, New York, August 3, 1921 timeclonemike The spirit of the internet existed LONG before it had an electronic vessel to inhabit.

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