33 Memes That Sum Up The Insanity Of Cutthroat Kitchen

If you’re a fan of cooking competition shows, there’s no shortage of ’em to choose from. The hectic vibe of Guy’s Grocery Games. The professionalism and drama of Top Chef. The sob stories of Chopped. But where craziness is concerned, there’s really nothing like the absolute chaos of Food Network’s Cutthroat Kitchen. There’s sabotage, steep falls from grace, and (of course) some very good looking food. If you haven’t indulged in the program, these memes will give you a taste of what the show is all about. And if you have? Well, you’ll laugh along with the rest of us. 

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Text - cutthroat kitchen contestant: what we have here is a deconstructed grilled cheese sandwich judge: there's no bread contestant: that is correct judge: there's no cheese either contestant: that is also correct

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Ear - Oh, hello, corner that I backed myself into.

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Text - tedallen I had a dream I was on cutthroat kitchen and I got stuck in the pantry and alton brown kept me in there & told me I had been banished & had to be the Pantry Goblin for the rest of time janecrockerofficial This doesn't even sound like a wacky dream, this sounds like something that could very realistically happen on Cutthroat Kitchen.

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Text - rosegoldlips Follow chef 1: "spends $8000 on a sabotage* chef 2: i was hoping he would spend all his money. now he can lose. my powers are growing inversely proportionate to his lowering bank account. i feel the transformation edging closer and closer to the surface. during this challenge, i will be able to drain the remainder of his life force and sacrifice him to the gods so that i may win this competition. for my nine wolf children. chef 1: haha now chef 2 has to cook with his feet #cu

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Text - zabsofnightvale Follow I am honestly so glad that cutthroat kitchen has gained so much popularity like yes world cower before the chaotic evil that is alton brown making chefs pay thousands of dollars not to fish ingredients out of oversized jello molds #cutthroat kitchen #food network #alton brown #my life #50 #100 1,104 notes

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Glasses - Giada doesn't care about your pain and anguish

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Dishware - First round, I'm gonna give you a whopping 30 minutes to make the perfect...BLT. full-lifeconsequences: great job

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Text - Cutthroat Kitchen Alton Brown: I want a grilled cheese that one contestant: I grew up on grilled cheese, I eat it every day for breakfast, once I kissed a grilled cheese contestants: *go shopping* that one contestant: I look down at the basket, and I realize I forgot the bread and cheese

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Job - colbrt Someone who hasn't seen cutthroat kitchen, explain this plebeiantologist bad and naughty chefs will be placed in the Shame Cone to atone for their sins

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Text - davidbowietookmybaby tumblr Follow Season 1 of cutthroat kitchen: "here's a sabotage that lets you take away an opponents cheese" Current season of cutthroat kitchen: "see this Barbie dream house? You have to make all of your food in barbie's kitchen, but if she catches you she'll call the cops"

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Text - cutthroat kitchen competitor: i was totally psyched to make my take on a pb&j sandwich! i immediately picked up oregano, durian, 4 live lobsters, and ground unicorn horn because that's how my mom used to make em and i knew that would really make my dish pop. i had this round in the bag for sure. then i looked down and realized... i totally forgot the peanut butter, jelly, AND the bread Source: hyrude #lavorite post Cutthroat Kitchen

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Text - Cutthroat Kitchen Season 1: You can't taste your food for the entire round, make your utensils with tin foil Cutthroat Kitchen Season 12: YOU ARE STRAPPED TO A ROCKET FLYING TOWARDS THE SUN WHICH YOU MUST USE AS YOUR ONLY HEAT SOURCE AND YOU MUST SALVAGE ALL OF YOUR INGREDIENTS OUT OF AGIANT CHEESE WHIΖ ΜOLD OF ΑLTON BROWN'S FACE YOUR ONLY UTENSIL IS A TOOTΗΡICK Source: hannahberrie

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Formal wear - cutthroat kitchen season 1: make a competitor season their dish with jelly beans! cutthroat kitchen season 14: force your competitors to take turns dressing up as fucking hannibal lector while being pushed around the kitchen on a dolly

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Product - girlfriendluvr in cutthroat kitchen the challenge in spaghetti and meatballs and this guy buys a sabotage to take away all of 1 ingredient from any chef. so he takes away this lady's garlic. and everyone's like "why the fuck did you not take her pasta" and he's like "i know what i'm doing". when the judge gets to that lady's dish (and this was her only sabotage) he's like "this is really underseasoned i'm not tasting any garlic or seasonings you'd expect from spaghetti and meatballs" a

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Nose - The cookies taste really sweet, just like me. hadfoodnetwpskpuns.tumblr.com It-looks beautiful, just like me. badfoodnetworkpuns.tumblr.com Ме

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Sleeve - [ Inhales sharply 1 badfoodnetworkpuns.tumblr.com That egg badfoodnetworkpuns.tumblr.com the horrors she has seen (or tasted)

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Eyewear - Nine-freaking-thousand. Nine-freaking-thousand. badfoodnetworkpuns.tumblr.com N CHEF TERRY: Quit bidding so high, Kate. badfoodnetworkpuns.tumblr.com Those are my peas. Back off. Come on. badfoodnetworkpuns.tumblr.co "THOSE ARE MY PEAS. BACK OFF."

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Glasses - ALTON: Is that a chicken? badfoodnetworpon.tumblr.com That's a chicken. badfoodnetworkpuns.tumblr.com Really? Where's the truck that hit it? badfoodnetworkpuns tumblr.com Savage Alton, back at it again

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Coat - Behold! I have a pizza carrier. Inside the pizza carrier [gasps] I've got a pizza box! And inside the pizza box, I've got an apple pie.

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Text - jayykei Follow cutthroat kitchen is so unbelievable to me. like the goal will be to make a grilled cheese sandwich. and then suddenly plot twist sabotage will be that the toast is actually slices of cauliflower and a chef is blindfolded with one hand behind another persons llama using only ice cubes as a heating instrument with Gregorian chant music blasting backwards in the background #cutthroat kitchen #food network #what the food 3,695 notes A

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Mouth - When your SO asks you to cook them a fancy dinner a breaded chicken piccata with lemon jasmine rice. 12:36 This is chicken nuggets. 12:28

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Chin - Immediately, I'm thinking to myself, food "He's gonna replace all of y utensils food ater food vith this little elephant.

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Eyewear - CHEF PERRY: Soi check out these giant balS Immediately l'm interested. katherine-rose cutthroat kitchen is a gift

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Finger - I want you to all imagine a Cobb-salad. badfoodnetworkpuns.tumblr.com Now imagine having to plate that Cobb salad CHEF NIKOS $25,000 REMAINING badfoodnetworkpuns.tumbir.com with these cob holders. badfoodnetworkpuns.tumblr.com I live for the over dramatization of food network shows

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Human body - I forgot stuff. alphabgirl cutthroat kitchen is surprisingly relatable

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Head - He looks like he's never made a corn muffin in his entire life. I've never made a corn muffin in my entire life.

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Nose - I have a Hawaian plate lunch that I remember fondly badfoodnetworkpuns.tumbir.com from when I was there on my honeymoon. badfoodnetworkpuns.tumblr.com CHEF EMILY: I'm totally lying to the judge råight now. CHEF EMILY NO SABOTAGES Baatoodnetworkpuns.tumblr.com I'm telling her that I went to Hawaii on my honeymoon. badfoodnetworkpuns.tumblr.com Add that to the list of unnecessary things to lie about

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Text - coldtea after u start watching cutthroat kitchen, chopped is just so underwhelming it's like "they have access to all the ingredients whenever they want?? they can use BOTH of their hands??? AND they dont have to do all their cooking on a campfire they build themselves???? wheres the challenge????" Source: coldtea 5,495 notes ...

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Sleeve - All is not well in wafffleville. badfoodnetworkpuns.tum My answer when people ask me how my day is going

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Hair - Marcel. Oh, ow. Thanks, sugar daddy. Never call me "daddy" again. Nadia, pick two bundles. CUTTHROAT KITCHEN

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Yellow - prodepressant Follow there's three types of people on cutthroat kitchen 1. chef who has to make cake and forgets flour eggs and sugar but manages to grab a single jalapeño 2. chef that gets advice from Alton during the challenge and stil up so bad that he does the face at them as the judge walks by 3. chef that has to make a sandwich with no sabotages and instead makes a deconstructed rustic soup I know I say this almost every caption but I love this

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Eyewear - RECIPES TAKE 8 HOURS 000 GIVES YOU 30 MINUTES AND A BENT PAN memegenerator.net

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Moustache - E CIZZZ [ Laughs evilly ]

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